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Sober January / Snail Trail

from SHRINKAGE (demo tape) by Block Parent

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  • "Shrinkage" demo album (hand drawn limited run of 50)
    Cassette + Digital Album

    "Shrinkage" was recorded live off the floor in our Hespeler jam hall in the fall of 2018. Tracks hit the web for only a few days and then the full album could only be heard by snagging a physical copy.

    Comes with Blockbuster inspired download card ;)

    Tapes duped by No Funeral Records <3
    Artwork by our very own Jacob Mongoloidus

    Side A eventually hit the web as a tease Feb 2019
    Side B released online Feb 2020

    Includes unlimited streaming of SHRINKAGE (demo tape) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

    Sold Out

lyrics

THESE BACKROAD'S ARE SHIT
BUT I'D RATHER GET HOME A LOT QUICKER
BECAUSE WHEN THE WEEKEND HITS
I MAKE MY CAR SIT THEN TIME TRAVEL TO MONDAY ON LIQUOR

THIS DRIVE FUCKING SUCKS
BUT IF I CRASH AND DIE I WON'T SUFFER
CAUSE I'M HIGH AS FUCK OFF THE GASOLINE FUMES
I CONSUME FROM THE HOLE IN MY MUFFLER



WELL I AM DOING FINE
NOT GREAT
JUST FINE
LIFE'S BENIGN



THREE CARS IN THE DITCH
LIFE'S GOTTA BE A BITCH TO SOMEONE
IF IT WAS ME I'D BE PISSED
BUT IT'S NOT SO I MAKE FUN

HURRY UP AND WAIT
LICENSE PLATE TO PLATE'S FUCKING BORING
LIFE ISN'T GREAT
BUT I APPRECIATE IT COULD BE WORSE
BY WATCHING OTHER'S MISFORTUNES






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SNAIL TRAIL



THIS BAR IS A DIVE, THESE PEOPLE ARE MUTANTS
AND I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME
THE BARTENDER'S SKETCH, BUT I FIND IT SOOTHING
BOOZING AMONGST A KIND OF MY OWN

I STICK TO THE FLOOR BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE I HAVE NO WHERE ELSE TO BE
A BOTTLE OF COORS
LIKE WATER MANURE
AND A COUPLE OF TOWNIES, THAT'S ALL I NEED




I HOPE THIS JUKEBOX PLAYS SOME SMASHMOUTH
WE'LL CHUG TOM COLLINS TILL WE PASS OUT




POUR ME A PINT, THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE BUTTER
BECAUSE THEY NEVER CLEAN OUT THEIR LINES
CHUNKY BITS NEVER TASTED BETTER
CONGEALS TO MY SOUL LIKE GELATINOUS SLIME

THE FOOD IS INSULTING, THE KITCHEN'S REVOLTING
BUT I'LL STILL DOWN A POUND OF WINGS
AND WHEN I GET SICK, WE'LL PLAY LIMP BIZKIT
AND ME AND SOME BARFLIES WILL LOCK ARMS AND SING



I HOPE THIS JUKEBOX PLAYS LIMP BIZKIT
WE'LL CHUG TOM COLLINS TILL WE GET SICK

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from SHRINKAGE (demo tape), released December 31, 2018

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Block Parent Cambridge, Ontario

Punk rock for your awesome, shitty life.

Block Parent is:

Jacob Verkerke (guitar and vocals)

Jake Dodge (bass and vocals)

Zack Dodge (drums and vocals)
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