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Dick DryFish
03:18
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KNEE DEEP INTO THE KITCHEN FLOOR
POTATO MOUNTAIN TO THE CEILING
RICHARD DREYFUSS DON'T KNOW WHERE HIS WIFE IS
FEELING THAT THERE'S SO MUCH MORE
I THINK I GOT THIS CREEPIN FEELING
I THINK ITS PRICELESS THAT YOU THINK IT'S LIFELESS
HOW COULD YOU BE SO FUCKING BLIND?
CLOSE BUT NO ENCOUNTERS OF ANY KIND
I'VE READ TOO MUCH I THINK I'M ON THE LIST
I'M WITH YOU TOM, THEY REALLY DO EXIST
I WANNA BELIEVE
ITS EASY TO SEE
THIS AIN'T NO CONSPIRACY
TIN FOIL HAT INDUCING INSANITY
THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE
SPACE IS ODD TO SEE
IT'S SOCIAL COMRADERY
BRINGING UP ANY INFINITE POSSIBILITIES
CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THEY'RE WATCHING US
OBSERVING OUR EVERY ACTION
WE'RE AT OUR NICEST WHEN WE'RE IN A CRISIS
IN A SEA OF CONSPIRACY
NOTHING BRINGS ME SATISFACTION
THIS RABBIT HOLE GIVES ME MENTAL TENDONITIS
I WANNA BELIEVE (WANT TO BELIEVE)
BUT THEY GOT TRICKS UP THEIR SLEEVES (TRICKS UP THEIR SLEEVES)
THE COVER UP ONLY ENTICES
AND A FISH OUT OF WATER IS ALWAYS A DRY FISH
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Post 20s Life Crisis
03:37
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WHERE THE FUCK DOES THE TIME GO?
IT'S SO FUCKING PECULIAR
DISINTEGRATES WITH MY CASH FLOW
IN THE TOXIC MANURE
CONVENIENCE FOR MY PAST GROWS
CONSEQUENCE FOR MY FUTURE
YOUNGER ME WAS AN ASSHOLE
NOW FUTURE ME IS A LOSER
GUESS THIS JUST IS
A POST 20S LIFE CRISIS
YOU GET THE GIST
LIFE IS GARBAGE
FAR TOO OLD TO BE TRENDY
TOO FUCKING YOUNG TO BE WISE
IN LIVING PURGATORY
LINGERING AMONGST THE FLIES
AND EVERYONE IS AN AGEIST
"YOU'RE STILL JUST A KID" THEY REPLY
BUT GETTING OLD ISN'T GREATNESS
WE ALL HITCHHIKE THE SAME TIMELINE
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Meecrob
02:46
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IT'S JUST FOUR KIDS
ONE FUCKED UP TOWN
I NEED TO UNWIND
WE'RE GOING DOWN
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS SHOW
I WOULDN'T BE THE SAME
22 YEARS AGO
IT WARPED MY FRAGILE BRAIN
NOW I JUST WANNA FUCKING SWEAR
AND I JUST WANNA FUCKING SWEAR
I DON'T REALLY FUCKING CARE
WHAT YOU THINK I SHOULDN'T SAY OR DO OR WEAR
ALL YOU TEACHERS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING SQUARES
WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
NOW WHO THE FUCK'S IT GONNA HURT
IF I WEAR MY FUCKIN CARTMAN SHIRT?
AT 11 YEARS OLD
WELL YOU SAY FUCK WHAT YOU'RE TOLD
NOW WHEN THIS WORLD FILLS ME WITH RAGE
I GOT SO MUCH SHIT TO SAY
BEFORE I BLURT CONTROVERSY OUT
THEY TAKE THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH
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Franks A Lot
03:13
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I USE TO SWEAR OFF ALCOHOL
I HAD MY MUSIC AND I HAD NO USE FOR IT AT ALL
NOW IT MAKES ME FUCKING THINK
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING OR GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT A DRINK
DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF MISSING OUT
I HAVE A FEAR OF GOING OUT WITHOUT INEBRIATION
MUST AVOID OPENING MY MOUTH
I TEND TO OFFEND EVERYONE IN ANY CONVERSATION
REMEMBER ALL THE HIGH SCHOOL BANDS
ALL THE SHOWS AND SHIT DEMOS,
NOTHING WOULD EVER COME OF THEM
AND I'D JUST WANNA FUCKING JAM
BASSISTS AND DRUMMERS COME AND GO,
PUTTING A HOLD UP ON THE PLANS
SO FUCKING CLOSE, SO FAR AWAY
IT MAKES YOU BITTER ENOUGH TO CONSIDER
TAKING IT OUT ON YOUR LIVER
I'D START DRINKING HARD LIQUOR DOWN BY THE GRAND RIVER
AND MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU SOMETIME
DOWN AT THE BADGER, I'LL BUY YOU A STOUT
WE'LL RECITE THE SAME OLD DUMB LINES
"IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU" AND "WE SHOULD HANG OUT"
AND AS I STUMBLE HOME
DOWN CHILDHOOD STREETS
AND THINK ABOUT SHIT FROM MY PAST
I SHOULD GET MY LIFE TOGETHER
BUT I WON'T REMEMBER A THING CAUSE I'M ALWAYS TRASHED
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MINE CART CARNAGE
I FOUND A LUMP IN MY GROIN
BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE WALK IN CLINIC
I'M NOT A BIG FAN
OF A STRANGE FUCKING MAN TOUCHING MY FLACCID DICK
NO I'M NOT HAVING IT
NO I'M NOT
THEY SAY SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
WELL I'M HACKING UP ALL THAT I GOT
I'M TOO FAR GONE
I WANNA START OVER BUT LIFE AIN'T NO VIDEO GAME
LIKE DONKEY FUCKING KONG COUNTRY
FOR SUPER
WORLD 2 - SECOND LEVEL'S INSANE
THEY'LL SAY I NEED TO EAT RIGHT
EATING OUT EVERY NIGHT MAKE'S YOUR LIFE DIMINISH
BUT A LONG SHITTY LIFE'S FUCKING KIEF
IF YOU CAN'T ENJOY LIVING IN IT
THEY'LL SAY I NEED EXERCISE
AND DEMASCULINIZE ME WITH PUBLIC FITNESS
THE THOUGHT OF GIVING A SHIT
ABOUT BODY IMAGE MAKES ME FUCKING GRIMACE
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KOB VS GOV
ME AND THE GANG DON'T HANG OUT AS MUCH
WHEN YOU'RE FORCED TO GROW UP
YOU TEND TO LOSE TOUCH
FUCKING WISH I WAS A KID AGAIN
COME FUCKING JUNE WHEN THE SCHOOL YEAR WOULD END
BLOWING SHIT UP, DISTURBING THE PEACE
GOOD OLD JUVENILE DELINQUENCY
TIME'S A BLUR TILL THE STREET LIGHTS GO ON
BUT FUCK A CURFEW, LET'S GO DUSK TILL DAWN YEAH
WE'LL STAY THE FUCK OUT OF SOPER AND FORBES
ANYTIME AFTER MIDNIGHT
I HEARD THERE'S KIDS THERE WITH A KNIFE
ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A FIGHT
JUST KIDS ON BIKES VS THE GOVERNMENT
KIDS ON BIKES VS THE GOVERNMENT
DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW THE SUMMER'S SPENT
DOING SHITBAG THINGS WITH YOUR SHITBAG FRIENDS
JUST KIDS ON BIKE VS THE GOVERNMENT
KIDS ON BIKES, GOVERNMENT
NO EXPECTATION'S, JOB OR RENT
NOW OUR SUMMER'S ARE LOST AND OUR FRAMES ARE BENT
UP LATE WATCHING SMUT FOR SOME EDUCATION
GETTING FUCKED UP OFF OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION
IF YOU PASS OUT, IT WON'T BE A WASTE
CAUSE YOU'RE FRIENDS WILL BE THERE DRAWING DICKS ON YOUR FACE
PARENTS ARE PISSED OFF YOU FORGOT TO CALL
THROWING UP FIREBALL OUT BEHIND THE MALL
NOWHERE TO GO AND UP TO NO GOOD
FORTING AROUND, FINDING PORN IN THE WOODS
IT'S JUST TWO WHEELS AND A FRAME
AND SOME CHUMP CHANGE TO YOUR NAME
FINDING A BODY BY THE TRAIN TRACKS
AND BIKING HOME CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
AND AS WE RIDE THROUGH THE SKETCHY PLAZA
WE'LL LIVE OUTSIDE, NO NEED TO "IR PARA CASA"
WE DON'T ABIDE BY RULES AND REGULATIONS
THEY DON'T APPLY ON LIFE TIME SUMMER VACATION
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EMBRACE THE DUST
PUSH YOUR GUT OUT
GET DISGUSTING, LITTLE CHUDDLING
BE THE STUFF THAT THIS TOWN IS LITTERED WITH
WASTE YOUR DAY
ON THE STOOP
DOING NOTHING, CRUSHING A COUPLE JUICE
THAT'S HOW ALL THE CRITTERS LIVE
BE ONE OF US
JUST PART OF THE DUST
SOCIETIES CRUST, COMMUNITY MUSH
GARBAGE PAIL PONY TAIL
AND SOME DENIM ON DENIM
COLLECTING CANS, PAJAMA PANTS
PRESTON'S ELITE
D.U.I BICYCLE RIDE
TO THE LCBO
JUST KICK BACK AND RELAX
WATCH YOUR HAIRLINE RECEDE
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THESE BACKROAD'S ARE SHIT
BUT I'D RATHER GET HOME A LOT QUICKER
BECAUSE WHEN THE WEEKEND HITS
I MAKE MY CAR SIT THEN TIME TRAVEL TO MONDAY ON LIQUOR
THIS DRIVE FUCKING SUCKS
BUT IF I CRASH AND DIE I WON'T SUFFER
CAUSE I'M HIGH AS FUCK OFF THE GASOLINE FUMES
I CONSUME FROM THE HOLE IN MY MUFFLER
WELL I AM DOING FINE
NOT GREAT
JUST FINE
LIFE'S BENIGN
THREE CARS IN THE DITCH
LIFE'S GOTTA BE A BITCH TO SOMEONE
IF IT WAS ME I'D BE PISSED
BUT IT'S NOT SO I MAKE FUN
HURRY UP AND WAIT
LICENSE PLATE TO PLATE'S FUCKING BORING
LIFE ISN'T GREAT
BUT I APPRECIATE IT COULD BE WORSE
BY WATCHING OTHER'S MISFORTUNES
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SNAIL TRAIL
THIS BAR IS A DIVE, THESE PEOPLE ARE MUTANTS
AND I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME
THE BARTENDER'S SKETCH, BUT I FIND IT SOOTHING
BOOZING AMONGST A KIND OF MY OWN
I STICK TO THE FLOOR BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER
BECAUSE I HAVE NO WHERE ELSE TO BE
A BOTTLE OF COORS
LIKE WATER MANURE
AND A COUPLE OF TOWNIES, THAT'S ALL I NEED
I HOPE THIS JUKEBOX PLAYS SOME SMASHMOUTH
WE'LL CHUG TOM COLLINS TILL WE PASS OUT
POUR ME A PINT, THAT SHIT TASTES LIKE BUTTER
BECAUSE THEY NEVER CLEAN OUT THEIR LINES
CHUNKY BITS NEVER TASTED BETTER
CONGEALS TO MY SOUL LIKE GELATINOUS SLIME
THE FOOD IS INSULTING, THE KITCHEN'S REVOLTING
BUT I'LL STILL DOWN A POUND OF WINGS
AND WHEN I GET SICK, WE'LL PLAY LIMP BIZKIT
AND ME AND SOME BARFLIES WILL LOCK ARMS AND SING
I HOPE THIS JUKEBOX PLAYS LIMP BIZKIT
WE'LL CHUG TOM COLLINS TILL WE GET SICK
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8. |
the HR Shitshow
04:11
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A NAUSEATING DAY AT WORK
MR. McFUCKFACE JUST LOVES GETTING ON YOUR NERVES
DON'T LET IT GET UNDER YOUR SKIN
IF YOU GO HOME PISSED OFF THAT MOTHER FUCKER WINS
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO COMPREHEND
HOW HIGHSCHOOL BULLIES SOMEHOW BECOME GROWN ASS MEN
WHAT'S THE POINT MAKING ENEMIES
WITH PEOPLE YOU'RE FORCED TO SEE
40 HOURS A WEEK
YOU GOTTA TOLERATE THE FUCKERS THAT YOU WORK WITH
VENTING'S ONLY PUNCTURING THE SURFACE
IT'S AN ITCH THAT YOU CAN'T SCRATCH
WHEN EMOTIONS GET ATTACHED
JUST DO YOUR JOB, GO HOME
YOU'RE FUCKING WORTHLESS
NOT BEING PAID TO SOCIALIZE
BUT FORCED TO MAKE A PAYCHECK WASTING MOST OUR LIVES
CLOCK IN CLOCK OUT AND THEN YOU DIE
IT'S WHAT DISTRACTS US ALL
FROM QUESTIONING THE WHY
WHAT'S THE POINT PLEASING ANYONE
THEY'LL JUST TAKE CREDIT FOR ANY JOB WELL DONE
DON'T LET IT TAMPER WITH YOUR MOOD
WHEN WE'RE ALL DIRT
THE WORMS WILL SMITE WHERE KARMA'S DUE
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9. |
Bathwater Shots
03:45
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WHEN THINGS GET TOO PERFECT
YOU FEEL YOU DON'T DESERVE IT
IT'S JUST ABOUT TIME TO TAKE A DUMP
ON EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
WITHOUT A STRUGGLE
YOU'RE IN A MENTAL MUZZLE
AN IMPOTENT DROUGHT OF ANGST
AND THINGS TO WRITE YOUR SONGS ABOUT
SO GIVE ME SOME SORROW
A DREAD FOR TOMORROW
AND I'LL MAKE A JOKE ABOUT MY HEALTH
AND HOW I HATE MYSELF
WE'LL ALL HAVE A LAUGH
I'LL DRINK FROM MY OWN BATH
AND I WILL MAKE FUN OF ME
I'LL BEAT YOU ALL TO THE PUNCH
SO DON'T SING ALONG
DON'T SING ALONG
YOU'LL PROVOKE THE SONG
SO CHILL THE FUCK OUT
I MIGHT BE BACK
WHEN MY NEW LIFE, IT STARTS TO LACK
ALL OF THE THINGS
NOBODY WANTS
WHEN THINGS GET GOOD I'LL NONCHALANTLY
SHIT THE BED, CALL IT A NIGHT
I'LL FUCK THE DOG UNTIL IT BITES
WHEN THINGS GET RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THEM WRONG
AND THEN I'LL WRITE A NEW BATCH OF SONG
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WELL LETS ALL START A FUCKING BAND
WE'LL PUT ON SHOWS FOR ALL OUR FRIENDS
WE'LL KEEP OUR EXPECTATIONS LOW
STAY CONTENT PLAYING BASEMENT SHOWS
LET'S ALL TAKE PRIDE IN OUR COMMUNITY
DESPITE THE LACK OF EFFORTS THAT WE SEE
FROM THE COUNCIL OF BOREDOM CITY
AND MAYBE THEY'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY
LET'S GET THESE KIDS OFF OF THEIR PHONES
INSPIRE THEM TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES
LET'S WAKE THIS SCENE UP FROM IT'S NAP
AND BRIDGE THIS GENERATION GAP
LET'S PLAY THE SONGS WE WANNA HEAR
PAY HOMAGE TO THE BANDS THAT PIONEERED
SUPPORT OUR PEERS AND STAY SINCERE
LET'S MAKE THIS YEAR OUR FUCKING YEAR
LET'S MAKE THIS YEAR OUR FUCKING YEAR
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Block Parent Cambridge, Ontario
Punk rock for your awesome, shitty life.
Block Parent is:
Jacob Verkerke
(guitar and vocals)
Jake Dodge (bass and vocals)
Zack Dodge (drums and vocals)
... more
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