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Take Off Your Pants and Jack Off

by Block Parent

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    The wax is finally up baby ;) Check out our split with "Frank Dux"

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1.
I could not wait to get the fuck back into town. That grade 8 camping trip was fucking bunk. And our summer had just begun Blink just released an album Just wanna hang out with my walkman and listen to pop punk I knew that highschool's bound to be a fucking drag Just a swamp of testosterone protruding out douche bags They'll call me "Fag" and probably try to kick my ass Best enjoy this fucking summer while this summer fucking lasts We all have insecurities They get tucked into bed with us at night They make people act like shit.... When they cannot admit... We're all ugly at heart, just self conscious cellulite! Well Fuck that time ... When my friends dad found my lyric page And called all my buddy's folks to start a mob And thou shall never fucking cuss So they threw me under the bus They turned their backs...Talked their trash Kids can act like fucking Knobs But I don't care cause we grow up on life experience People change with confidence Some right their wrongs But I have sympathy for anybody unlike me Without the ability to turn their problems into songs.. We all have insecurities They get tucked into bed with us at night They make people act like shit.... When they cannot admit... We're all ugly at heart, just self conscious cellulite!
2.
Gender 2 B U 01:27
ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE SOAKED IN GENDER 2BU GOT ON MY NEW MOD ROBE PANTS GOING TO THE FORUM DANCE I'LL BE IN THE CORNER WHILE I TRY TO HIDE MY BONER CAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS MANY GIRLS IN TUBE TOPS LISTEN TO SOME NELLY GET SOME NACHOS IN MY BELLY THEN GO HOME & FUCKING FAPP INTO MY GOOB SOCK DOWN HESPELER ROAD TO MY HUMBLE ABODE DOWN HESPELER ROAD A ONE MAN TADPOLE SHOW
3.
Song Delonge 02:19
A SUBTLE LYRIC A MELODY CAN HIJACK YOUR THOUGHTS TO MEMORIES EXPERIENCE OUTER BODY TO A PLACE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TO BE THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO TRAVEL TIME WE CAN GO PLACES IN OUR MINDS SOUNDWAVES MARK FRAMES IN OUR TIMELINES AND MUSIC CAN TRIGGER MOMENTS... ... I JUST WANT TO WRITE YOUR FAVOURITE SONG SO I CAN STILL RESIDE HERE WHEN I'M GONE A SONG THAT TAKES YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG AND VICARIOUSLY I CAN TAG ALONG
4.
WELL LETS ALL START A FUCKING BAND WE'LL PUT ON SHOWS FOR ALL OUR FRIENDS WE'LL KEEP OUR EXPECTATIONS LOW STAY CONTENT PLAYING BASEMENT SHOWS LET'S ALL TAKE PRIDE IN OUR COMMUNITY DESPITE THE LACK OF EFFORTS THAT WE SEE FROM THE COUNCIL OF BOREDOM CITY AND MAYBE THEY'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY LET'S GET THESE KIDS OFF OF THEIR PHONES INSPIRE THEM TO LEAVE THEIR HOMES LET'S WAKE THIS SCENE UP FROM IT'S NAP AND BRIDGE THIS GENERATION GAP LET'S ALL TAKE PRIDE IN OUR COMMUNITY DESPITE THE LACK OF EFFORTS THAT WE SEE FROM THE COUNCIL OF BOREDOM CITY AND MAYBE THEY'LL COME TO EVENTUALLY LET'S PLAY THE SONGS WE WANNA HEAR PAY HOMAGE TO THE BANDS THAT PIONEERED SUPPORT OUR PEERS AND STAY SINCERE LET'S MAKE THIS YEAR OUR FUCKING YEAR LET'S MAKE THIS YEAR OUR FUCKING YEAR

about

HOLY SHIT!! Our half of "Grand River Trans-
SPLIT" with our best dudes and fellow Cambridge punks in Frank Dux!!

This is a limited VINYL release (250 units) all thanks to the hard work and support from Pink Lemonade Records, Thousand Islands Records and Ends Meat Label.

Cambridge, straight up...this project is for you...
❤️ Order now and help convince us that this was a good idea, haha!!


Check out the Frank Dux side "Concessions"
frankduxpunk.bandcamp.com

credits

released May 1, 2020

Recorded and mixed by Kyle Ashbourne @ Sugar Shack
Mastered by Stuart Mckillop @ Rain City Recorders

Tuneage written by Block Parent
Artwork by Jacob Mongoloidus

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Block Parent Cambridge, Ontario

Punk rock for your awesome, shitty life.

Block Parent is:

Jacob Verkerke (guitar and vocals)

Jake Dodge (bass and vocals)

Zack Dodge (drums and vocals)
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