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Wipe Well

by Block Parent

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Pioneers Sportsworld I must confess I might sound less of a man but I need to be honest Society Is expecting me to be in this dick measuring contest I wont impress Or fake an interest in some shit just because what's in my shorts So despite masculine stereotypes I don't give a fuck about sports You can call me lame, I think you're the same I did not watch the game... Fuck Sports! Talk about anything, just don't talk about Sports! How original, interest is minimal ...Sports! I don't know fuck all about hockey ball ... Sports! I don't need baseball to drink alcohol ...Sports! Don't wanna hear The teams that you cheer I don't wanna hear stats & statistics Take your sports almanac And go the fuck back to the future, you know where to stick it Now don't get me wrong I still think the Sandlot kicks ass You're killing me Smalls!
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Blue Hair Special I'll always take what I can get Point A to B is an asset You know I like to unimpress with my ironic finesse Any whip is fine with me As long as it's cheap and shitty My 87 Chrysler Dynasty (Rest In Peace) Well, It turns out Everything perfect in life just burns out And every vehicle you love will burn out too. Blaring Zeppelin on cassette Until the tape warps in the deck We would drive out to the boons to smoke some pot And play some tunes Driving around across town Until she stalls and/or breaks down At the Delta chances are You'll find me towing my car!
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Cold Turkey 03:29
Cold Turkey Literally we are exactly the same There's no one else like us We fucking laugh when morning traffic complains Yeah we're so rebellious And we stand out like the sorest of thumbs We're both fucking ugly But I don't care bout anyone's opinion Cause with you it don't bug me We don't belong here And even though people eat us & shit We continue to loiter And I'm surprised none of us have been hit This road is our oyster Watch the drones going to & from work Like miserable sheeple Nothing to do we just kick back & lurk Just tripping on Speedsville What do I do without you by my side ? I feel like a part of me's died Though a part of you is still alive That part of you's torn up inside If I thought I could go on its a lie To face all the judgemental eyes On faces in cars passing by I'll just stay in this graveyard and die.

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Wipe Well EP!
Here's a couple filthy tunes from deep in the crevice of our upcoming summer full length "Amongst the Hurtin Mess".

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released March 8, 2018

Ends Meat Label Release | Songs written by Block Parent | Recorded @ Ends Meat Studios | Mastered by JR Mastering | Photo credit: Beautiful Neven Peric , Jacob Mongoloidus | Inspired by Cambridge Ontario

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Block Parent Cambridge, Ontario

Punk rock for your awesome, shitty life.

Block Parent is:

Jacob Verkerke (guitar and vocals)

Jake Dodge (bass and vocals)

Zack Dodge (drums and vocals)
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